Things That Make You Say...HMMMM......
by Richard Belmore
Hey ya'll it's Richard
Welcome to this weeks edition of Things That Make You Say... HMMMM.....
It's hard to watch any local or national news on the three Liberal Loony Networks without listening to a cacophony of chatter about something that our President had done wrong. The latest round of bashing about "Domestic Spying" is exposing the "fairly unbalanced" networks for what they really are. They make it sound as if Dubya himself is staying up late at the White House listening to your phone conversations.. hmmmm.... They fail to mention the fact that the calls being monitored originate outside the United States, and the persons monitored have known terrorist links.
The Media quickly jumped on the bandwagon after hurricane Katrina, reporting on the rapes and murders in the Superdome but were very silent when it was discovered that the stories were fabricated. Of course the cause of the Hurricane was due to the Bush's failed environmental policies. This idea was strongly supported by John Kerry, Democrat from Massachusetts, who by the way went to Vietnam. John Kerry, Democrat from Massachusetts, who by the way went to Vietnam, stated that the weather pattern changes were caused from greenhouse gases from gas guzzling SUV's..hmmmm. I seem to recall that John Kerry, Democrat from Massachusetts, who by the way went to Vietnam, admitting to owning several SUV's.
This morning I heard on the news that violent crime has decreased in South Carolina. Oh no,could it be, violent crime is in a recession.. hmmmm... Yes that means that there will soon be a lot of unemployed criminals hmmmm. Now the State must find meaningful work for unemployed criminals..hmmmm. I blame all this on the Bush tax cuts. You see, the tax cuts put more money in the pockets of gainfully employed law abiding citizens. This allowed these people to do rational things like purchase a firearm, or take a self defense training class, or even obtain a CWP.
A final thought and I'm not making this up. Go to Google
and type in the word "failure". The first link is the Biography
of George W. Bush. I think that this is a disgrace to our great nation and
to our President. Conversely, if you type in the word "fellatio"
there is no reference to Bill Clinton. Don't worry Google has decided to protect
the "rights" of sex offenders by not releasing the information of
searches for porn
..HMMMM.
I'm Richard Belmore, Conservative from South Carolina, who by the way approves
of this message.